The Department of Transportation grants Saint Nick access to US airspace.Further investigation by TheRantSheet.com has discovered that due to the current territorial dispute George Bush will be working with Vladimir Putin, Jens Stoltenberg, Paul Martin, Anders Fogh Rasmussen, and Vicente Fox to also grant The Jolly One a "Temporary Guest Worker's Permit."
And why not? The administration simply wanted to maintain consistency between the air policy and the border policy. Santa's labor production will provide a tremendous boost to the economy.
This arrangement with Mr. Claus will be approved pending he agrees to the following understandings:
- We trust that he will only stay here transiently.
- During his stay, we trust that he will not abuse the social services offered to legal citizens.
- Lastly, Santa must not have any intentions of giving birth within our commonwealth.